something isn’t quite adding up here

mike: so how are the rest of our siblings?

slime: um

yeah, sure, okay

I love watching grown men commit psychological warfare on each other through Minecraft

All slapstick is horror because people get hurt and that’s scary

bbh is making a care package for slime, and asked chat what slime didn't have, so he could put it in the backpack. he was getting too many answers for that so he was like.

"okay, what does this guy have" and chat obliged

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo

Ok just for curiosity reasons

I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3

ok twitter people coming over bc of elon fucking everything up with the tweet view limit ive said this a million times before but i will again, some basics to know about mcytblr:

• we don’t do stan war shit it’s stupid
• we don’t do callout posts unless they’ve actually done something that puts others at harm
• minecraft isn’t real
• leave ccs alone, there are several on tumblr, do not bug them. they’re chill with us because we are chill with them
• nobody give a fuck about shipping cubitos sorry.
• unless you can provide a clip or other source of a creator explicitly saying “don’t do this” no one’s taking your boundary disk horse seriously
• fighting to defend grown adults is stupid
• nobody cares about schlatt fans, fundy fans, etc. nobody give a fuck. the only cc people are really hostile to is dream
• seriously minecraft is fake and not real
• bi/pan lesbian discourse sucks and you guys should grow up

“we don’t do callout posts unless they’ve actually done something that puts others at harm”
lol get real

this is specifically about mcytblr and not tumblr as a whole 👍 on mcytblr it is generally considered cringe and unwelcome behavior to make callout posts like people do on twitter for stuff like shipping or following a “problematic” user

reminder for the twitter, reddit and tiktok migrants: please do not censor words here. if you censor them, people’s blacklists and mute functions wont work, especially for important content warnings (this goes for twitter as well altho that function is breaking over there). spell out the whole word in the post and the tags. do not use euphemism words like unalive. the algorithm here does not work that way (there is an algorithm. not everyone uses it, everyone uses the following tab).

the only time you should censor words is when you do NOT want them to show up in the tag, like if you’re saying something unkind about a ship you should not tag it or mention directly the ship name so it does not clog the tag, or if you’re mentioning a person or community who should not get attention or clout, or whose attention you do not want to attract, then censor it (the way one might on twitter to avoid term searching)